If you've seen nutscaping, you know that balls really are having their moment.
Have you ever wanted to stride around town with a pair of balls on your back?
The Scrote 'N' Tote is a backpack with a twist. The twist is that the backpack is designed to look like a ballsack. It is made of scrotex for all the realism we crave from our testicular fashion accessories, with all the hairs and wrinkled goodness you'd expect.
For some reason that I do not understand completely, many, many people needed to get their hands on those nuts.
"As a result, out of a sense of profound humanitarianism, I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks."
The purpose of this campaign is to produce robust, functional, durable, high-quality and, of course, elegant Scrote 'n' Tote backpacks which will be made available to people all over the world.
Come on. Help a brother. Contribute to this disgusting project to help make the world a much better place. You'll be able to give yourself a pat on the sac to reward yourself for all of the good that you have done. The back. The back. Woof.
What's next for Daniel if the Scrote 'n' Tote takes off? Everything. Google Scrote. The iScrote. Clitoris scholarships. Whatever your genital-obsessed heart desires.
If you are concerned that some of the Scrote 'n' Tote's grossness, might get diluted once it makes it into mass production, do not be afraid! It will still make absolutely everyone barf.